If you want to see like the worst movie ever made, rent "The Notebook." It's even worse than Uncle Rico's homemade video of himself throwing footballs.
There is not one single millisecond of originality in the movie, and the writing was laughable. How about this for writing: "It was an improbable romance. He was a country boy while she was from the city. She had the world at her feet while he didn't have two dimes to rub together." I mean, come on!
Anyway, just thought I'd let you know that I had two hours of my life stolen from me last night, two hours that I would have rather spent sticking rusty nails in my eyes.
And Andrea, here's your picture of Zion. I'm sure she would like two hours back from her short life too.
Fallen asleep while watching the worst movie ever made.
There is not one single millisecond of originality in the movie, and the writing was laughable. How about this for writing: "It was an improbable romance. He was a country boy while she was from the city. She had the world at her feet while he didn't have two dimes to rub together." I mean, come on!
Anyway, just thought I'd let you know that I had two hours of my life stolen from me last night, two hours that I would have rather spent sticking rusty nails in my eyes.
And Andrea, here's your picture of Zion. I'm sure she would like two hours back from her short life too.
Fallen asleep while watching the worst movie ever made.
posted by Steve @ 8:47 AM
3 Comments:
At 9:49 AM,
Anonymous said…
You want to talk about worst movie ever........
Napoleon Dynamite = worst movie ever!
I repeat, worst movie ever....
:) Luckily no one knows who this is, and cannot get angry with me. Because that I'm afraid would be a waste of my time! :P
How about a poll on the best movie ever. hmmm *pondering*
At 4:04 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dear Steve,
I also witnessed the aforementioned movie "notebook" in movie theaters, and agree that it is one of the worst movies ever. As for you anonymous, i disagree that Napoleon Dynamite is the worst movie ever. The movie must have been far to advanced in its humour for your undeveloped mind to fully comprehend the genius of such things as: the 10 dollar suit, "Tina, come get some ham!" and Lafonda.
Sincerely, Professor Butterhands
At 7:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dear "Annonomous",
Napoleon Dynamite=worst movie ever???? How could you even utter those tragic words? Napoleon is at the very least a break from the average, everyday, mediocre garbage that is produced by western culture and shoved into movie theatres in poor attempts to make a few bucks, if not a film of epic preportions. Those who do can't even respect such a film must have absolutely no appreciation for creativity and artistic thought. Worst movie ever you say? In the words of an immortal soul by the name of Kip, "Like anyone could know that".
Sincerely,
Beula Butroff
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